Armadillo Repellent Repellant Deterrent

Our specially formulated blend of 11 herbs and spices will keep armadillos at bay - guaranteed, or your money back! Our lab of technicians and PhD zoologists and molecular biologists, in combination with a grant from the US Department of Agriculture, have spent fourteen years of exhaustive research to come up with the world's most effective armadillo repellent. Just spray a little of our proprietary formula on your lawn and bushes, and watch the armadillos go running for cover! No armadillo can stand the scent of our secret repellant. You see, when an armadillo enters the "protection zone" that our spray creates, a biological response is triggered within the animal's olefactory processing centers. It knows better than to try to invade a territory that has been guarded with the awesome power of our secret armadillo detterrent shake-um powder extraordinaire. Just one whiff, and armadillos turn tail and walk off, never to return again. Safe for use in and around the home, non-toxic to pets and healthy adults. Do not use around children and the elderly, or in the state of California, Vermont, or the District of Columbia. Armadillo-Away saves the day. Hooray!